Here at Retards Anonymous, we cut through distractions and face life head-on. The truth is, not everyone is destined for greatness, and that’s not only normal—it’s perfectly fine.
When you wear our gear, you’re acknowledging something important: you’re flawed, you’ve fucked up, and you’ve been retarded for far too long. Wear it with a smirk, because it’s funny.
Retards Anonymous is about recognizing that life isn’t about being the best (or, best victim), but about making the most of what you’ve got.
Where you are right now might not be perfect, but it’s real. It’s the acceptance of reality that allows you to move forward, to improve yourself in meaningful ways, and to care more genuinely about the people around you.
Grab a chair, introduce yourself, and welcome to Retards Anonymous.